Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mines Excavated:	3807
Magic Items Found:	1974	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9358	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mines Excavated:	3104	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Star Shards Collected:	158
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	279722	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	179
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	2162	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!