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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5810 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7651 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will leave you scratching your head and laughing until your sides hurt. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to out-slurp Colby and conquer the zaniest Minecraft SMP around! Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!