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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9853 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 119 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier stories.
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
