U Mine Ko Minecraft SMP

backstory, compassion, Expectation, EXPECTING, Extend, humor, INSANE, insane backstory, love, Maniac, Minecraft, posits, R07, Readers, retard, smp, Story, umineko, Understand me please, Without love it cannot be seen

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier stories.

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Mixed Survival and MMORPG Server! Friendly Players, Custom Features! RPG + Quests + Magic Items + Dungeons + Guilds! Custom modeled – Items, Blocks, Pets, and Mobs! Balanced economy with Player Shops & Auction House! All on a Minecraft Java 1.8 – 1.16.3 SURVIVAL Server! Join us – Start your adventure now! IP: PLAY.LLREDUX.XYZ

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	1065

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	6299

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	2121	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.