TyezMC, TyezMC is a network with alots of gamemodes such as boxpvp, pvp practice, gens, custom gamemodes and lifesteal etc. It is a asia/europe server.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.
So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 824384 | Enchantments Applied: | 140 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6616 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!
Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 480 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.
But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!
So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 267 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.
So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
