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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1032 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 148 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
yo yo yo come join dis server where we got 2 arms instead of the usual 1. like who needs just 1 arm when you can have 2, amirite?
we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.
if you join now, you get a free pet ender dragon that can do your homework for you. plus, every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out of your butt.
so come on down to our server where the grass is purple and the diamonds sing show tunes. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.
