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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8975 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava pit (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). And get this, every Sunday we have a PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob.
But wait, there’s more! We have a town square where we hold dance parties with the villagers and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes (one of them has to be for more cake, obviously).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!