TVShowBondingCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7455
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Animals Bred:	193
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Emeralds Found:	9783

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8480
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Towns Built:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Animals Bred:	93	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Star Shards Collected:	288
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Emeralds Found:	6173
Buildings Constructed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	2806	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
New Chunks Explored:	982254	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru