TV Men Minecraft SMP

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Crops Grown: 7413 Zombie Dances: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DesertingTroopsMC Server

    DesertingTroopsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UkrainianDroneDrama

    UkrainianDroneDrama
    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Touching Universe Craft

    Touching Universe Craft
    so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

    imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

    we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

    our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

    so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

    But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boom Time Minecraft SMP

    Boom Time Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MotelBlockerCraft

    MotelBlockerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

    Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Star Shards Collected: 214
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

    ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun
    So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

    We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

    Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom
    Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Touchdown Minecraft SMP

    Touchdown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

    But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

    Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

    Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

    Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TurkeyCraft2021

    TurkeyCraft2021
    🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

    👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

    📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

    🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

    💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SkinSwapCraft

    SkinSwapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

    Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

    So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

    ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!
    so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

    At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Power of Creation Server Overview

    Server Type Modded SMP
    Preferred Age 18+
    Location UK
    Main Content Mods Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the server?

    More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

    2. What is the focus of the server?

    The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

    3. What makes this server unique?

    The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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