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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8653 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Farms Harvested: | 211 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!