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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3286 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5752 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!