TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

peanutsmp

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Are you looking for a amazing server? well dont look further we got the best server for you! We have many game modes we have survival we have bedwars we have lifesteal and a parkour in coming soon to! the ip is: play.peanutsmp.fun and the port is 25565 Make sure you join the discord to for upcoming events!

see you there!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lilfunbuild

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

An online creative building game for children, family and friends to hang out at with lots of people. I have my own kids so I know how important it is to have a children friendly environment where you want to be free from harsh languages, graphics and much more. Lilfunbuild server is working hard to protect your builds and let you create wonderful things at your best or just build for fun.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rosewind

MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Rosewind is a brand new towny server looking for new players to join us. We are in desperate need of staff to help us create a friendly and welcoming environment. Created 18/08/2023

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Contega RP

Roleplay, Survival

Server Info: Server IP: mc.jcamtech.com:25252 Server Forums: http://minecraft.jcamtech.com

About Contega RP: Welcome to the wonderful world of New Contega. In this world you will find a community happy to welcome any new faces. The server is constantly growing, always looking to expand its horizon. This 24/7 server is updated to the latest version of bukkit weekly and has a maximum of 2 days downtime for new Minecraft updates (only limited by bukkit’s updating cycle).

Perks for voting are enabled as well as a thriving item-based economy.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KoxeMc

Survival

Hello, I invite you to KoxeMc, a new Custom server Server 24/7 always on, 0 lag Platform Java ——————————————————- Where you can find things like: Items Custom.

https://discord.gg/4cY3Z32YRm

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Darkfortress

“World” main homeworld, location of all major factions and the large fortress from which the server gets its name. Legend suggests that in ancient times the old races came here with the darkstars with the intention of mining all the resources, but they encountered… unexpected complications. Whatever it was, most of their machines were apparently abandoned overnight; often while still functional. Some how a form of “magic” evolved with later residents of this world – and an agrarian / feudal society; which on discovering the relics of the ancients became a sort of Romantic Steam Punk society. Grimnir – location of Grimgate – a powerful group little is known about. P2X-005 – Forest world, full of ravines and plants. Essentially Uninhabited. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/P2X-005 KS7-535 – Ice Planet, has a non-dialable stargate, in our server it has ruins however. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/KS7-535 projects – a special tropical moon. Can only be accessed by the very wealthy. Creative World. World The End – Considered our “space” dimension, until such a time as I can create a “normal” type world with a null world generator. If you fall off this world you land in the main world. Current location of the “unknown threat” that wiped out the ancients. Or WAS that the ancients? World Nether – Site of the last great war of the ancients – homewrold of the Necromancers; regular skirmishes still occur here, very dangerous place for unranked players. If you fall off the main world you land in here. Cybertron – homeworld of… the technomancers? Site of a high technology war. Mostly uninhabited, but completely covered in empty cities, and underground mysteries. Acadar – now this is a mystery planet. Currently overseen by Tangent Spy. Appears to be a tech world. But contains less relics.. that we know of.. Its name has special meaning…. And More

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Diogenes smp

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Diogenes SMP RP is a new Minecraft SMP meant for roleplaying with other players and having a good time. Using version 1.20.1 for Java edition.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Asser Server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Survicraft

Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EGMC

play

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

McBlocks Server

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!