TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	61	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Divine Spears Created:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	113833	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	174
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Potions Brewed:	186
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ores Mined:	560	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2452
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	193
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	57

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	1440
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	829	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	4938
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Potions Brewed:	61

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.