TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	92
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Divine Spears Created:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	974	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Animals Bred:	191	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magic Items Found:	6394
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Items Found:	6050
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mines Excavated:	1650
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.