TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	975680	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	6180
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Star Shards Collected:	91
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Crops Grown:	3053	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Chimeras Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	220867
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	4478
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.