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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8063 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 899852 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 739 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
