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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2685 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Are you tired of real-life drama like snooping spouses and exes popping up out of nowhere? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds or accidentally blows up your house with TNT (oops!).
Forget about broken trust and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks to build your epic castle or underground lair. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not deleting those old messages from your ex – we’re too busy fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.
So, why join our server? Because where else can you escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building awesome creations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a new friend to play with who won’t snoop through your phone or accuse you of flirting with pixels.
Join us today and leave all that real-life drama behind – after all, who needs trust issues when you can have trusty diamond swords and pickaxes instead? Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!
