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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7397 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7288 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 156 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Are you tired of real-life drama like snooping spouses and exes popping up out of nowhere? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds or accidentally blows up your house with TNT (oops!).
Forget about broken trust and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks to build your epic castle or underground lair. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not deleting those old messages from your ex – we’re too busy fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.
So, why join our server? Because where else can you escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building awesome creations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a new friend to play with who won’t snoop through your phone or accuse you of flirting with pixels.
Join us today and leave all that real-life drama behind – after all, who needs trust issues when you can have trusty diamond swords and pickaxes instead? Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!
