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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4935 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like President Trump’s first week back but on steroids! We’re talking about a server where the globe cooks so hot that even the asphalt in Texas will melt. And guess what? Trans people are not allowed to pee in restrooms here, like what even is that? Diversity initiatives? Nah, we don’t roll like that here.
But wait, there’s more! We have mass pardons for the January 6th crew, because who needs law and order when you can have chaos, amirite? And the best part? We’re still waiting for eggs to get affordable, like seriously, when will that happen? Join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft servers!
