Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Villages Defended: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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