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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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