Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Runes Activated: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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