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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
Void Gems Collected: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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