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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2813 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1244 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.
So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)