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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4486 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.
So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)