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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1448 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 1342 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.
So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)