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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1771 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.
So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)