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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5268 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.
So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)