Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ores Mined:	3136
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BathroomBashersMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockBreakerz

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Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BinLadensCraft

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

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Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1837	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	85
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

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Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	9483
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

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so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

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come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	158	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Dragon Eggs Found:	2051
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Potions Brewed:	144	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!