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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3894 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 2144 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 3797 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!