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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4470 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!