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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4515 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3118 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!
2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.
3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.
4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.
