Trolled in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mines Excavated:	4085	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7739
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Buildings Constructed:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Star Shards Collected:	144	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	69	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3213
Buildings Constructed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2891
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	913842	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.