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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3484 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
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AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)