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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1900 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)