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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4650 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 1332 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
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