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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5207 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
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