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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4805 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 1098 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)