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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1863 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7740 | Mines Excavated: | 4655 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 6679 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)