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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7124 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 381 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)