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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2669 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 415 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)