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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5210 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3810 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)