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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7705 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 53 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)