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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4100 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 3659 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Animals Bred: | 169 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)