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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8205 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 369473 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)