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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2029 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 51 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)