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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2698 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)