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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1420 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)