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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 346 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | New Chunks Explored: | 843092 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)