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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7166 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)